I love oral sex. I love giving head. Adore it. Because given context, circumstance, and technique I was a wee sophomore, but he was a senior and trying to cross off items on his bucket list before he graduated. When he suggested hooking up in the stacks, I eagerly said yes. That evening, we innocently traipsed into the fanciest main library on campus and took the elevator up to the seventh floor. Unfortunately, he forgot the condom, but I'm never one to waste an opportunity, so I cheerfully dropped to my knees and… well, you know the rest.
You Really Need to be a Sexy Man
10. It’s pretty impossible to screw this up.
Bodies are different. We all have our own unique odor. Everything from what we eat to the soap we use can affect it. A quick shower is usually sufficient to keep things fresh down there.
11. And if you do (which you won’t), you can always just...do it again.
The Guyliner delivers some handy tips, so to speak. There are plenty of guides out there on how to actually do it, with no position too weird or complicated to get its own instruction manual, but when it comes to being on the receiving end, well, options are limited. Think of all the horrible things about oral sex — stray hairs, poor hygiene, really terrible novelty underwear — and eliminate them. You want your dick to be memorable for the right reasons — not a tale someone tells round the campfire at Halloween. Oh, and make sure your backside is cleaned to Nasa specifications too — just in case their fingers get busy — or their tongue. Stroke their face, interlock fingers. It can take a while.
There are few better feelings in the world than seeing a girl lustily looking up at you while on her knees or in your lap and seeing and feeling your member in her mouth; and then grabbing her hair and moving her head around your lap as you sit back and enjoy the oh-so-wonderful ride. Here we go. It does not matter how many times I say it, you simply cannot up your sexual experiences with girls unless you make yourself a sexy man. You have to fully internalize that women love sex and that they will only fully open themselves up to men who understand that fact. Let me give you an example. A couple of weeks ago I was out on the West Coast with a good friend of mine.
